Date: The Day I Saw the Light—Literally
Dear Diary,
So, today I decided to up my influencer game. I’ve seen all the pros using these fancy ring lights to get that perfect glow, and I thought, “Why not? I’m Bobby the Bear, I can totally pull this off!”
Little did I know, this ring light would be my downfall—literally and figuratively.
I set it up in my cozy little cabin, right next to where I usually take my selfies with my morning porridge. I thought it would be a simple plug-and-play situation. How hard could it be? Turns out, pretty hard for a bear who isn’t exactly tech-savvy.
First off, the light was WAY brighter than I expected. I mean, we’re talking full-on sun-in-your-eyes level of brightness. I turned it on, and bam! Blinded by the light. I couldn’t see a thing, not even the porridge that was right in front of me. But I figured, “Hey, at least my followers will appreciate the effort.”
So there I was, squinting into the light, trying to get the perfect shot, when disaster struck. I stumbled over the cord, knocked over the table, and sent my precious porridge flying across the room. And the worst part? I couldn’t even see where it landed because I was still seeing spots from that blinding light.
Now, you’d think I’d just turn off the light and clean up, right? But no, I was determined. I spent the next few minutes wandering around my cabin, bumping into furniture, all while muttering, “Where’s my porridge? I can’t find my porridge!” I must have looked ridiculous—a bear, blinded by his own ambition (and a ring light), fumbling around in the dark (or, rather, the light).
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Eventually, I found my porridge—half of it, anyway. The other half was smeared across the floor, which I discovered the hard way when I slipped on it. But did I give up? Of course not! I got back up, turned off that cursed ring light, and sat down to enjoy what was left of my breakfast.
So, what did I learn today, Diary? Maybe I’m not cut out for high-tech gadgets. Or maybe I just need to practice a little more before I go full influencer mode. Either way, I think I’ll stick to natural lighting for now. At least the sun doesn’t blind me or send my porridge flying across the room.
Yours in slightly singed (and very hungry) frustration, Bobby 🐻
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